kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

punchself:

there are only three things that bother me in this world

1) rape jokes and references 

2) artificial cheese products

3) when the eraser on my mechanical pencil is gone and i cant get it off so i cant put more lead in the tube

(Source: lubricates)

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

(Source: maw3am)

(Source: shotamune)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

^ THIS
THIS SHOULD NOT BE HARD TO UNDERSTAND

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

^ THIS

THIS SHOULD NOT BE HARD TO UNDERSTAND

(Source: frostbitten-nightmares)

(Source: depths-in-me)